Stellai’s blog November 2014: UK/European Doll Meet 2014 (part-2)

Dear readers,

Somebody once told me: ‘Save the best for last’. Complete bollocks of course, because it only prolongs the period you need to wait for the better part and it shortens the time for the pleasant memories. Needless to say that I used the best subjects in my previous report. So if you feel like quick browsing, be my guest. For all that is left is the rather awkward love soap, my disappointing experience with the film crew and a report of my utterly frustrating experience after the poker night.

Still reading? Ok, but don’t say afterwards that I did not warn you.

It could have been a psychological experiment. Put a hundred non-MB female lovedolls together in a house with twenty-five MB male dolls and then see what happens.... what happens.... nothing happens! Why??

The MB male dolls have been raised in the tradition to be faithful for life to a just one doll partner, provided that the one partner does not know about his other doll partners. Whereas the female lovedolls in the ‘experiment’ uphold the much more natural values of life involving flirting, seducing, having fun and sex with any male available, having partner exchanges or doing some gangbang with or without clothing, etc.

Now in theory the combining of these doll groups should work perfectly. With absence of any MB female partner that would become jealous, the male MB dolls can shop around at will, having the time of their lives with the stack of non-MB female dolls flirting, seducing, cuddling them, getting themselves undressed, dressed, undressed again, getting ready to have some serious fun... But... tradition is like a brainwash. And it messes up the poor MB male dolls so much that a number of them even start to be faithful to non-MB dolls. So, what could have been a fantastic gangbang weekend unfortunately turned into a most decent and correct doll meeting. Chance missed!

For next year I suggest we just ‘accidently’ forget to invite the male MB dolls and we invite a bunch of other (non-MB) male dolls for the meet. I was told that the Onesixthwarrior forum is loaded with non-MB male dolls. I am not sure about their size. From what I have seen it looks like than most of them are normal size, but I reckon that a considerable number of them will be giant size. With any luck the amount of male dolls might even exceed the amount of female dolls. Then they have to do the flirting and the seducing etc. ... lol

Here you can see my friend Phil, a male MB doll, spoiling a perfectly good flirt set up by my Teddy Babe friend Jenny. Hey Phil, what is wrong with you?!

But if you think the previous photo series was sad, brace yourself because it gets even worse.

Shortly after Jenny’s attempt to put some oil on the fire, I came across Jessica, who was almost in tears. Being the Meet organisers assistant I of course instantly wanted to know what happened. It turned out that she heard about the failed seducing attempt of Jenny. Now Jessica knows Phil very well, so I instantly presumed that she was utterly disappointed in Phil because he had turned down a perfectly good flirt. (Jenny got a doctors degree, so she definitely knows how to set up a good flirt!). But it turned out that her sadness was for a completely different reason. Jessica thought that Jenny had been successful and that Phil, being an MB doll, now wanted bond with Jenny because of the MB tradition, while in fact Jessica wanted Phil completely for herself. As you will understand I was stunned when I found out, because Jessica is an authentic silicon Realdoll. Somehow she got infected with this MB doll tradition thought about single partnership.

Even though I was glad for Jessica that the rumours she heard were not correct and that Phil still was faithful to her (sigh!), I fear for her well-being. This because she was not the only doll at the meet that got infected with this ‘single-partner-bonding-tradition virus’ . You may remember the remark about a wedding in my previous report...

Here you can see how Phil and I try to talk some sense into poor Jessica. But I fear that Phil overdid it a little.

As mentioned in my previous report, we had a genuine film crew present. They were Dutch student dolls that wanted to do some interviews and make a documentary about the Meet. Even though I was already incredibly busy and I admit that my boss did not ask me to, I felt obliged to supervise their operation. Students with professional camera equipment.... all by themselves? What good can come out of that? So when I noticed that they were interviewing the same doll for the third time I politely dismissed the female student doll and took over the directing. I just had finished my instructing to the student doll that needed to operate camera ( we practised how to point the camera towards a door) when my boss showed up and ordered us to stop filming. We had not even started!

It turned out that he had received complaints about the fact that I was spending my time pointing the film camera towards doors. Now of course I understand that this must have looked like waste of my time and I instantly admit that having a camera pointing to a door will indeed not generate very interesting film, but because I had reason to believe that some dolls behind that door were busy making some tingling action. So I figured it to be an exquisite opportunity to add some action to the documentary when I had the student doll with the microphone broom open that door. I have no doubt that the dolls in the room would have been thrilled to have their actions filmed, because they would have become instantly famous. But as said, unfortunately it did not come to that.

Shortly after that the student dolls left the Meet. They looked a bit frustrated and I cannot blame them.

In the last photo it looks like as if Sophie ( the student doll that was initially directing) is a bit angry pointing at me as if she is pissed. But I think it is more likely that she was instructing Koen to get her some of the food stuff.

Poker night. I have never played poker before, but freaking hell, this is an awesome game! Some say that to win the game you need some luck, but that is nonsense. Me winning the lot was unavoidable. Ever heard of the saying: ‘luck is in a little corner’? Well, being the smallest (by far!) of the dolls attending the game, I was sitting of course in the little corner. So, it was no more than logical that I got constantly the best cards. Duh!

Some seems to think that Poker is about winning. Especially MB dolls tend to think this*. But of course it is not. The game we played was a completely straight forward and honest game. Karrot and ..... made sure that we all knew in advance who was going to cheat and who was going to win. They are is amazing in fixing the cards deck. Thanks guys, you did a fantastic job!

*Some MB dolls go to such a length that they even will strip themselves at a non-strip-poker game. So embarrassing! Hey Koen, little corner.... heap of poker chips.... me sitting on it... Next time please wipe your glasses before you join. Sigh!

Other than most games I know it seems to be custom with poker that the gain you have made is yours. So I considered to use the chips for decorating our workshop, but then our croupier Mandy told me that the chips needed to be returned to the casino, which would exchange it for real money. Mandy has tried to count the chips for me. She thought the total value to be 10.000 real coins of money, but she was not complete certain because at some point she lost count. Needless to say that suddenly felt rather ecstatic because by chance the fortune I had made with my gymnastic performance in Paris, which as you may remember I courteously had given away to Koen, now was about to come back to me in thousandfold or even more. This because the chips for the game had been donated by .....Koen! That stinking MB bastard doll had me believe that he was just a poor doll maker, while in fact he had a fortune of poker chips stored in some drawer in our workshop. So, the next day I went to him to cash my gain.

While writing this I still feel my frustration and disappointment. The chips turned out to be completely worthless. Koen's poor excuse was that he was a doll maker, not a registered casino boss doll, which appears to be necessity for cashing those chips. 10.000 real coins gone up in smoke just because Koen has chosen the wrong profession. What a tragedy!

Here you can see me with Lady Mariam (she is a real duchess!). She is the doll that I go to when I really need some support. Mariam has a gift for listening and cuddling and... she always has hankies! Thanks Mariam, you’re the best!

Well, that all for now folks. It was a lot of sad stories this time. But you cannot say that I did not warn you.

Next month will be cheerful again, I promise. This because Rosaleintje is still with us ( Koen says that she will be leaving in December, but we will see about that!) and I have an awesome plan to make with her the Christmas photo series. So I hope to see you all again next month!

Wait a minute..... How come I did not think of this before ??? I just have to persuade Koen to make the next ScoonimDoll a registered-casino-boss doll. Then we can cash those chips! It is sooooo simple! Wow, sometimes I am really clever, don’t you agree?

xo

Stellai ...(^L^)...
Your soon to become very very very rich reporter

P.S.
When you have missed the first part of my Meeting report (UK/European Doll Meet 2014 part-1) then you can use this link: /drupal/node/1970 Stellai’s blog October 2014

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