Stellai’s blog June 2015: CD Staff Meeting and Dabida Exposition

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Stellai’s blog June 2015: CD Staff Meeting and Dabida Exposition

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Dear readers,

How on earth is it possible that when you share the same brain which is soaked in rum - you know, that yellowish fluid that is notorious for confusing the brain - that one becomes blind drunk, while the other experiences nothing?! Impossible, you say?? So did I, when I was facing Koen, while he was sitting on the floor with a nearly empty bottle of rum next to the chair that he just had fell off, mumbling some vague imprecations towards...the table!

Because of the fact that my fantastic creator, sitting on that floor, had thought it to be unnecessary to design me with a brain of my own, I had to claim a part of his brain in his head. This of course was already a long time ago, but since it worked out fine so far it has never been a point of discussion. But having your brain stored in another body unfortunately implicates that it is submissive to the treatment of its host, which is Koen in this occasion. So basically it should mean that when he gets drunk I should get drunk too.

Now you can call me Stellai Super Brain, but personally I am not so much convinced that my part of the brain in Koen's body is totally immune for rum. It may have been when I had been given the chance to coat it with non-permeable epoxy, which I did propose some time ago when we had a quarrel about peering and poking in one another's thoughts. But Koen did not want to hear from it. “OHH NO, NO EPOXY IN MY BRAIN ”, he said, forgetting that we were talking about MY part of OUR brain.

Anyway, It became clear to me that something was not right, so, I decided to do some digging. To make a long story short, it turned out that it really is not possible not to get drunk when your have an MB doll brain which is soaked in rum. So, that left me just one option. Koen had been faking it!! Believe it or not, but it is the truth! He faked the whole drunken act. The bottle of rum which he was holding turned out to have been almost empty from the start. And what remained, that he poured into the drinks of Lissa and Fabienne! Needless to say that I was shocked. But it gets worse...

The real question was: why? Why did he do it? I know the giant all my life and he really is a decent bloke, married to a usually nice giantess MBdoll, has a couple of lovely giant youngster kids and he has me to look after him. It is my daily job to make sure that he can live the happy regular live. But it is in these moments of a male dolls life where the danger starts. You see, male dolls they need adventure. They need excitement. And if that is not available they will look for it. So what started as a regular trip to the UK for a CoverDoll staff meeting, became a doll hunt adventure when it turned out that for the meeting not only our CoverDoll star model Lissa would be attending, but also a newcomer called Fabienne. Now I know that Koen has a small weak spot for Lissa, but she is not really his type. Fabienne on the other hand.... gorgeous looking giantess silicon doll with big boobs, big hips, round butt, soft lips, twinkle eyes.... Well, you can do the maths!

Now clearly Fabienne was spoken for, because she came with Chris, but once a wise doll said to me “A pretty female doll you never have for yourself forever.” Meaning that other male dolls will try to get her attention her whenever there is a chance and whatever it takes. I hate to say this, but this is exactly what happened. Sigh!

Needless to say that Koen did not succeed in his embarrassing attempt. Though we both had a good laugh afterwards.
But before you now all start to point a finger at Koen.... how clean are your hands? And in case you still dare to point.... May I remind you that he is MY giant.

Just so you know ,,,(^L^),,,

Stellai

Of course I do not recommend this, but if you like to see the juicy and hilarious photo series of Koens poor attempt to try to seduce Fabienne, then go visit Nescio50’s Blog or click here /drupal/node/2097.

Report of the DABIDA exposition

The series below was made already in April. It is about the annual doll sculpture exposition of DABIDA, which is a shortage for Dutch and Belgium Institute of Doll Artists.

As you will see, the doll sculptures that they make are really impressive. The photos on the other hand are not. Turns out that without knowing..... Koen had set the ISO of his camera pretty much on maximum....sigh..., sigh..., SIGH!!!!

The images below are animations, so please wait until they cycle through the scene.

The artists that are allowed to join the DABIDA group need to be really, really good. Koen says that they are amongst worlds finest. They have a selection committee if you want to become a member that scans you and your work for artistic value and prudence. Several years ago Koen also wanted to join this group, but he was not allowed. He sometimes jokes that it was because of my big boobs. Now this is total nonsense. Ok, I do have sexy boobs, but I usually keep them neatly covered. So, prudence has nothing to do with my boobs. And besides that, I was not even created when he applied!

You want to know what I think? I think Koen was not allowed to join this group because he is just a creator of dolls that he brings to life. Now, of course I am very grateful for that, but just making dolls that are alive is really not very artistic. A doll artist that wants to join this group needs to make dolls, that are not alive, but LOOK like being alive. And preferably in clothing with lots of feathers, leaves, colours and haberdashery, ohh...and ok, no sexy posing. ( I guess that attracts too many male doll collectors.)

For the artists to make sure that they apply to the DABIDA rules they preferably sculpt statues of dolls. The advantage of a statue is that it is very hard to see if it is actually alive or not. So when they should accidentally create a living statue, then, with some luck, it won’t be noticed.

Of course occasionally some of them create doll sculptures that accidentally come to live. Especially when a doll has posable limbs there is a risk of being exposed when its it alive. But because the artists make sure not to equip the dolls with posable faces, most of them manage to keep their being-alive a secret. But there are of course always a few that think the rules do not apply to them and try to go walk around butt-naked at the exposition....

If you want to know more about DABIDA: here is the link to their website:
http://www.dabida.eu

Hold on! Almost finished. Just a few more lines. I need to make a small announcement....
The next couple (or more...?) of my blogs will be a little different ...

I have been given many kind comments this last year, but I also have received a lot of personal questions by PM. It seems that dolls like to get your advise when you become a little famous. That made me think....

If you have a question for me, or if you need my advise, then of course, like always please write me and I will answer, but.... the best 3 questions that I receive this month I will also publish in my next month blog! That way everybody can benefit from my advise. If you do not want your name to be mentioned, just say the word, then I of course will publish your question anonymous.

So, if you have a question....

Xo,
Stellai

P.S.
If you have missed my previous report, then you can use this link to see it:
/drupal/node/2085
(Stellai’s blog May 2015: Efteling)

www.scoonimdolls.com

Comments

Hi Stellai, Fabienne sends kisses. She´s still laughing about the secret you revealed. She had sworn not to tell about Koen´s fake of being drunk but now she can tell Brigitte and Martine the whole truth about the photo shoot. WinkAnd she´s still laughing cuddling next to me in bed. Kiss Stunning pics from the DABIDA convention, Stellai. Koen couldn´t fail on them with you in the spotlight.

Chris

Right. There is one more solvent besides drunkeness guaranteed to chase the hotties away. That is Fake Drunkiness. I still support Lissa and Fabienne to give Ya the spanking you deserve for slipping them the drinks.
Meanwhile my freekin dolls... (Clears throat) Lovely ladies love this story!

Hey Stellai, regarding your explanation of Koen's behaviour (or should I say misbehaviour :sick:), I don't know if your explanation makes it better or even worse :?

Nescio50

Good stories come with sacrifices, Nes. I have a reputation to keep and an obligation to my readers to tell what I have discovered. Otherwise I would end up like them 'Sun reporters',  making up stories. Cannot risk that!

And between you and me...I even have been most gentle to Koen. You have no idea how much more there is to tell about this guy  ):D 

Stellai

Sure, be gentle to Koen, you'll need his brain ;) I won't elaborate any further about his behaviour :P

Next month I'll show some more of Lissa's and Fabienne's behaviour )

And there'll be the story of Emmanuelle :O

Nescio50

Hey Nes, 

You know me. I am always gentle. Gentle is my middle name ;) .... Provided Koen behaves like a decent giant, then who am I to kick his ass. 

As for the matter of needing his brain, I think that in this case he is especially lucky to have his brained shared with me. After all it was my half of the brain that got him back on track!

Stellai

Stellai, I know you will be nice to Koen!Wink As for me I'm still trying to get my keys back.Frown

Hi Stellai,

Great report as usual :) . I'm sorry Koen had one too many ate the meet, I guess he was just trying to impress the girls and got carried away. Still, you were there to take care of him. I'll have to remember to keep the bar locked ;)

Kharn

CoverDoll Publisher To err is human to forgive divine.

She sure gets about. :D