Stellai’s blog September 2015: Got a problem? Stellai helps you out !

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Dear Stellai,
I am desperate!!!

I am a female Real Doll and for already more than a year I am living with a very kind meat based male doll. He loves me very much and he is most generous to me when it comes to buying me things. He is also great in keeping the house tidy, leaving me with plenty of time to enjoy the real life, which is exploring my own beautiful body. I also absolutely have nothing to complain about regarding our sex life. Maybe it is because I am not meat based myself that he is so much attracted to me, but even a glimpse of my incredibly soft, huge, yet firm silicon breasts is enough to get him turned on in the blink of an eye and make his pants fit so much tight around his hips that instant release of his enormous knobstick is necessary to avoid repair of the zippier. Then he lifts me with his strong arms and carries me to the bed. And before I even can suggest to strip for him he removes my cute little lace undies, lubricates my pussy and then he shoves his gigantic pleasure bone deep in my soft silicon love tunnel. For at least an hour we make love like crazy. Moving my gorgeous silicon body in perfect rhythm to his pumping, my soft massive boobs jumping of pure joy in front of his eyes and his delicious hot rod swinging in and out of my steaming cunt. And then,... then the EXPLOSION! To hear his growling come from deep inside his convulsing body, while he squirts his cum all over my belly and breasts.... sigh....It is my daily highlight :) . But it is what follows that is becoming a real problem.

You see, when the deed is done he instantly falls asleep and shortly after that he starts to snore. Not a little snore.... In fact he snores so loud that our neighbour from across the street gave him a silencer as a present for what he thought was his motorbike.

For months I have spend entire nights lying with my eyes wide open in bed. I decided not to complain, though my eyes got as dry as marbles in the desert. Finally my lover agreed with me that something needed to change. But other than I expected, he decided that it would be best if I would sit next to the bed at night. Now I sit up at night, awake in a chair that is not half as comfortable as the bed, while he snores the plaster off the walls!
Stellai, please help me!!!!

Dear friend with snoring lover

Your letter touched me deep. To be honest, the first part touched me deep between my legs . I needed a considerable amount of red blush powder to adjust the color of my ears while reading. But don't worry, I have plenty of that blush powder ;).

The second part of your letter however touched me deep in my sense for justice. The behaviour of your lover after having sex is not very constructive. But... I can help you!  Snoring is quite common amongst MB dolls. Other than you may expect, it is not caused by a faulty chip in the audio system in their body, but it is related to what I suspect to be a relic system in their design to pump air in and out of their bodies. The function of it is obscure to me, but it is not so hard to stop it. Though I must say that in order to respect the operating systems of the MB dolls, it is better to find a solution for stopping the snoring without stopping the air pump. For this you first need to localize which opening in your lover is responsible for the snoring.
MB dolls have three openings that ventilate air: mouth, nose and anus. The best way is to seal off two openings at a time to locate the source of the snore.
Because it is no use to look for the snore when your lover is awake (MB dolls only snore when they are asleep) you need to make sure not to wake him.
Before you start: make sure you have an empty wine bottle at hand. This you need to effectively seal off his anal opening. Make sure that you press the top of the bottle in his ass and not the bottom!
Because you are pretty much the same size it should be no problem to seal off his mouth and nose manually. Make sure that you do not seal off all three openings at the same time, because that will block his air pump, which may activate his alarm system. All hell will break loose when that happens! So, be careful! ;)
Ok, when you have figured out which opening is responsible for the snoring, then wake him up.
Now - very important - inform him which of his openings is responsible for the snoring and tell him how to stop it himself. This means that you have to instruct him how to keep 2 fingers in his nose, how to seal off his mouth with his hand, or how to put the wine bottle up his ass and keep it there (remember: top in, not the bottom!)
This instruction is essential, because otherwise you risk that you have to do it for him and that would block the second part of my plan.... You see, the action to keep an opening closed requires his constant attention. This means that he needs to stay awake. Because this also means that there is no point for him to stay in bed, the obvious result is that the two of you can trade places. He can sit in the chair and for you, my dear,.... the bed!
I wish you a pleasant sleep!

Love,  Stellai

Dear readers,
if you have a question,....
or when you need my advise, ...
then please write me: Stellai@scoonims.com
But of course you can also send me a message by CoverDoll PM  

P.S.
If you have missed my previous report, then you can use this link to see it:
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(Stellai’s blog June 2015: Efteling)
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( Survey of Stellai's blogs)