Stellai’s blog February 2016: Mother knows best !

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 Amazing is it how a single word can put your life upside down.

Last week I received a PM on Facebook of one of my admirers. The guy asked me if I was a single mom...

Me being a single mom doll....hmm... Surely I am a female doll. But a single mom doll? Moms are dolls with lots of wisdom and patience. And single mom dolls are also know for their endurance. Mom dolls have authority, management skills and they educate other dolls. But most important they do it in such a way that everybody loves mom dolls.    

I know that I do have some mom qualities, but honestly I have not the faintest idea what made the guy on Facebook think that I could be a single mom. I was flattered. In fact his question stamped a smile on my face as if I had been kissed by a clown. Several hours later I had to ask Koen to adjust my mouth corner strings, otherwise that smile would have got stuck on my face forever because of indentation.

Of course the mom doll concept is not new to me. In fact we have a great mom doll in our family. Naturally we all call her Mom. She is a giant sized MB doll equiped with a magnificent vocal sound system and a special talent for solving Rubik cubes. She of course is head of our household and pretty much everything we do is overseen by her. On top of that she is married to Koen. I guess he must have tricked her into marrying him, but it surely is the best thing that ever has and will happen to him, and for which I am also most grateful. This for the simple reason that Mom's help frequently is invaluable to get things done from him.

Needless to say that when I was looking for a new celebrity for this months interview my thoughts went to ... Mom.

 

Interview with my mom.

Mom, how does a doll become a mom?

To become a mother you need to get children, dear.

Children... big ones or babies?

Well, you start with babies, but some mothers start with eggs and others start with adopted kids.

Eggs? Like the ones we have in the refridgerator? Are they our family too?

No of course not. They are for eating. I mean eggs like the ones you found in the birdhouse last spring. They contained these cute little baby birds, remember?

But you have started with babies, right. Lili told me that she is equiped with a whomb, so she can make her own babies. And she is a female MB doll like you. Did you also make your own babies, or did you buy them in the supermarket?

I can see that you did some homework for this interview. Haha. Yes, I also made my own babies.

Cool!! Do you still have them? Where are they now?

One of them is sitting right beside you.

Uhhh?? My sis? But she is not a baby. She is huge. She is a giant. She is as tall as you are. There is no way that she will fit in any whomb! You are pulling my leg, right?

Unlike you we humans, or MB dolls as you prefer, we eat and we grow, remember. Your sister started her life as a baby.

I think I need to warn Lili. She adores her babies. But when she continues feeding them, then soon they will become totally out of proportion.

Ok, next question. Do mom dolls frequently have wild sex?

Do we have WHAT?!! Who gave you the idea for this question? Ahh, there is the grin. I see it, Koen! There is no escaping. You are so busted. Moms have eyes in the back of their head, remember!!

Ahh, come on Mom. Ok, it was Koen's idea, but I really need to know this is for the magazine. It is mostly male dolls that read it, you know. They love articles about sex.

Hmm. Ok, let's see... frequently wild sex.... with lots of lingery, latex, leather and feathers. With multiple orgasms in impossible poses. With lots of loud moaning and groaning and sighing and cooing. You mean that kind of sex?

Yeah! Is that really what Moms frequently do?? Woooow!!

No of course not, silly!

Hmm ... So, no frequently wild sex?

Well, maybe some moms have frequently wild sex. I don't know, but you do not have to be a mom for that.

Ok, final question. Do I look like a single mom to you?

No dear, not to me. But I am sure that you can become a great single mom, if that is what you want.

Thanks Mom ! :)

By the way...Are you sure that those eggs in the fridge are just for eating? What if there are babies inside? Are you then going to eat them too? Shouldn't we better return the eggs? Or I can put them under the bed for a few months. If by then no babies have come out, you MB dolls can still eat them, right?

The eggs stay in the fridge, Stellai.

But what if....

No buts or what-ifs! No chickens will come out of those eggs. And I am your mom and I tell you to keep away of those eggs. You hear me?!

Ok,ok.

 

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Stellai

P.S.
If you have missed my previous report, then you can use this link to see it:

Stellai’s blog December 2015: Exclusive interview with Santa

 

www.scoonimdolls.com


Comments

Well done Stellai, you are so sweet with your poupée naivete. Great interview, I so enjoyed reading it.

Hi Stellai, this was a fantastic interview. We learned so much thanks to you. I guess I´ll have eggs for dinner tomorrow. Smile Chris

Hey Stellai, sometimes it seems like you've been inside an egg for quite some time )

Hey, I'm just kiddin', maybe you just missed a few lessons at school --- did you :?:O :?

Well, anyway, I'm sure Mom will educate you :D;)

Nescio50

Thank you guys. Your comments are very much appreciated.

I am sorry for responding so late, but as you probably know I am working on a book and that consumes a lot of my time.  I want it to become really good, but quality comes with a price.

Hey Nes, don't get smart on me. I may not be all-knowing, but I am not stupid. The fact that we look at the world from different perspectives does not nedessarily mean that one is better than the other. You may have followed lessons at school. I am autodidact, because there is no school for ScoonimDolls. In fact I spend a lot of my time training my siblings so they do not have to figure out everything themselves like I have to do.

As for the eggs you can only presume to know what is inside. Without x-ray the best you have is statistics, which by definition have an uncertainty percentage.

Stellai  ,,,(^L^),,,

Thanks for a great article this month Stellia. I can see that you have been hard at work and taking great inspiration form the lady of the house :)

Keep up the good work number one :)

Kharn

CoverDoll Publisher To err is human to forgive divine.

These toy ladies are so real and so creative. Absolutely brilliant

Best wishes

Harem