Pathetic Men Fantasies

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Hello everybody, I am back! Indeed I have been away for more than half a year.... What is that in your eyes? Tears? You missed me? Ahhhhh!!! I am sorry. I just needed some time off to finish my book and to create my own website. Wanna see? Sure you do! You are going to love it and that is not an opinion, it is a fact wink

www.Stellai-Shop.com

And yes, I also needed a holiday. So, how was my holiday? Well, thank you, how thoughtful of you to ask. My holiday...hmmm.... it was ok. Didn’t do so much actually. I really needed a rest after many months working on my book, perfecting and preparing it and doing  more perfecting and preparing. So I mainly have been catching up reading books in the sun, which was pleasant and relaxing, well, apart from the disturbances caused by Dibby. She sticks to me like a fly doll. Still have not been able to get rid of her and I think I probably never will. Hahaha.... Ok, that is a bit unfair. Dibs really is a cutypie and we are also having a lot of fun together. But I am sorry to say, I really think she really is sticky. Not just after bathing, but also as a person. I sincerely fear that one day during one of her bear hugs my life will end while I am being smothered and squeezed between those enormous mammaries of hers.

Anyway, holiday did what holiday should do and I feel like being brand new again, though my neck now feels a little bit feeble. I think it is because I have used Koen’s sun cream. Apparently this stuff reacts to the spine wires in my neck. Koen says that my theory is total nonsense and he is blaming it on me (as usual... sighh!... yeah, some things change, other things NEVER change!). He says I have read too much giant size books during our holiday which makes me swing my head more than I should. And in order to not make it worse he says that, when I want to continue reading giant size books, I have to learn reading them from greater distance with binocular spectacles.... Yeah, that is really what he said: Stellai, you better use a binocular spectacles for reading a book!!! If it wasn’t for the fact that I know he is grabbing every opportunity to make me look less sexy, I would have sworn he was serious about it.

Making me look less sexy..Hah!!!. One of the most important determinations in the creation of a ScoonimDoll is that she is sexy looking. Fact is that ScoonimDolls were initially created to be erotic dolls with the capacity to sexually arouse not only their own kind, but also other kind of dolls. Therefore it is remarkable to say the least to see my creator now is making attempts to make me look less sexy. He will fail of course. I will look hot even in a burka, but... other than you may think, for me his logic is understandable.

It all started a few weeks ago. We just had received the first proof versions of my book and even though the colour scheme of the print still needed a little bit of adjustment, we decided to present my book to the three leading bookstores in Arnhem, which is our hometown....

 

Bookstore Heijmans

Currently the most renowned bookstore of Arnhem. Giant size Art books, novels, fiction and fantasy books, comics, huge books about psychology, you name it, they have it...

 

We:      “Hello miss, we have made a beautiful book. It is called ‘Rosaleintje’. We are going to publish ourselves and we very much hope that you will be interested to sell for us it in your lovely bookstore. Here is our book for you to watch and read it.”

BSL*:    “Well, thank you. I will take a look.....(flapperdeflapperdeflap).... hmmm..... No, we are not going to put this in our bookstore. Here, you can have your book back again. Goodbye.”

We        “???????????????? Can you please tell us why not?!!”

BSL:     “Well, how shall I put it....It is ‘a little bit’ too much erotic for us.”

We        “Huh?? Too much erotic?? But you have not read it. Not even a single page!”

BSL:     “I have seen enough. I am a very much experienced bookstore lady (*). I can tell your book is not worthy of our renowned bookstore. You better try your luck at ‘De Noorman’ They sell all weird kind of comics. Goodbye.”

 

Bookstore De Noorman

Entirely specialized in comics. Koen’s (former) favourite bookstore....

 

We:      Hi there, say, the book that we were telling you about last time, here it is. Like that book you proudly showed us last time it is a book in which stories are made with photos. But unlike the one you already have in your store we have separated the text from the photos. So no text balloons in our book. But they are stories just the same. Here, please read our book and then sell it for us.

BSO**: “Well, thank you. I will take a look.....(flapperdeflapperdeflap).... hmmm..... No, I am not going to put this in my bookstore. Here, you can have your book back again. Goodbye.

We        “???????????????? Can you please tell us why not?!!

BSO:    “Well, let me put it this way.... Your book will not please our public. It is...how shall I put it... It is not really a comic. And besides that, the book I showed you before also does not sell.”

We        “Huh?? But you have not read it. Not even a single page!”

BSO:    “I have seen enough. I am a very much experienced bookstore owner (**). I can tell your book does not fit in my specialized bookstore. You better try your luck at ‘Colofon’. They sell all kind of books. Perhaps they are interested in this book.  Goodbye.”

 

Bookstore Colofon

Currently Arnhem’s biggest bookstore, from bottom to ceiling filled with giant size books and magazines of all sorts, and a counter for coffee, cakes and other consumable liquids and stuff.....

 

 We:     “Hello miss, we have made a beautiful book. It is called ‘Rosaleintje’. We are going to publish ourselves and we very much hope that you will be interested to sell for us it in this huge bookstore. Here is our book for you to watch and read it.”

BSL1:   “Well, thank you. I will take a look.....(flapperdeflapperdeflap).... hmmm..... I do not think we are going to put this in our bookstore, but I according to protocol I have to discuss it with my colleague. Please come back next week.”

We:       “Thank you, that should also give you plenty of time to read it, right?. We are looking forward to see you again next week!”

 

Bookstore Colofon

Exactly one week later....

 

We:      “Hello miss, we have left our new book here with your colleague last week to be discussed for addition to your assortment.....”

BSL2:   “Ahh, yes, you can have your book back. We are not going to put this in our bookstore.” We think our public will not be pleased to see this book lying in our bookstore.”

We        “Wow!! ..... Ehh, can you please tell us, have you actually read the book, or have you only watched the pictures?”

BSL2:   “I am a very much experienced bookstore lady. I only needed to look at some of the pictures to know that this is not a book for our bookstore. And there is no need coming back, the decision was made unanimous. Our review you will find on a piece of paper inside your book. Goodbye.”

 

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My Grandma’s house

I have a giant size grandma. Koen says she is the creator of Mom. (Personally I find that hard to believe, but apparently it is not open for debate.) Grandma is a something like a modern looking classic doll. She is really smart, she loves bookstores and she is very picky about the books she reads. Asking her to review my book was kind of a risk…

 

Me:       “Hello Grandma (***),..... ehhh, how did you like my book?”

GM***:  “Ahh, yes, well dearie, you can have your book back. I have read it. And to tell you the truth.... I think it is really a nice book. It is very funny, entertaining and well written. A bit lightweight for my taste, but I am sure that everybody is going to like it. And I very much amazed by the photos you have added. You should tell your readers more about them, because they are a really special.”

Me        “Ehh,...... you do not think that the book is... sexist, or silly, or too much erotic, or pathetic?....”

GM:      “No, not at all! Was that what you had expected me to say?”

Me:       “These were the comments of the bookstores we visited to ask to sell my book. But they did not read the book, they only briefly looked at the photos.”

GM:      “So what you are saying is that they judged your book by the cover. SHAME ON THEM!”

Of course I realize that Grandma’s review is not completely objective. She has known me all of my life. She also knows that there is much more to my book than just a bunch of nice photos and some funny texts.

Of course I realize that Koen’s attempts to make me look less sexy are necessary to get my book into the bookstores. But he has sculpted me and my generation to the best of his abilities in resemblance to the most erotic looking female MB dolls of that time to please the world with his creations. unfortunately instead of respect for his Art in our own land we are mocked and looked upon as anomalies and cause fear in the minds of many female MB dolls, who have all kind of talents that make them exceptional, but who are less perfectly shaped. And in their fear they demand the male dolls of their kind to ignore their instincts and suppress their desires to fantasize about the supreme erotic female body. This they write to them on little notes, saying that these are ‘sexist and pathetic men fantasies’. (Yes, Koen, I have seen the note that ‘charming bookstore lady’ of Colofon left for you to find in my book!) But what is even worse, many of them male dolls comply. Pathetic!!

See you all again in October. I hope by then to have proved those bookstore bitches wrong because of a huge success of my book. Please wish me luck. I am gonna need it. Lot's of it!!

Don’t you forget to check my new website:  www.Stellai-Shop.com

Cheers,

Stellai

 

P.S. If you have missed my previous report, then you can use this link to see it: Stellai’s blog December 2017: Dibby

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Comments

Your site is AMAZING and I'll certainly be buying a copy of your books.

Best wishes

Harem

Great news!! I just learned that my books are now available on Amazon!  Koen instantly has adjusted the links in my website. 

I am sooo excited!! laughlaughlaugh

Stellai

Hi Harem,

Thank you so much for your comment. I am really sorry that the links to Amazon for the selling of my books are not yet operational.  Koen tried to set everything in motion yesterday, but it turned out that Amazon then still needs 3-5 days to have the books in their system.  It was a bit unexpected, but for once he is not to blame. wink

Stellai

Hi Stellai, nice to see you again,you have been busy writing your book but it looks like you where busy doing something else as well, Hmm  i know i am probably going to regret saying this but have you put on weight, maybe to many potato chips while writing your book, oh don't get me wrong i love the way you look, in fact more sexy than ever heartLove the web site.

 

Take care xxx

 

Sam..

Are you pulling my leg, Sam?  Let me warn you, pulling legs includes the risk that they get longer and will kick harder. Just so you know!  wink You do not seriously want me to believe that you cannot see the difference between Dibby and me, do you? Unless you are color blind it is pretty much impossible to notice that I am a redhead, whereas Dibby has dark blue hair.  ( And even if she would dye her hair, she still would not look like me. Impossible!!) . As for looking more sexy than ever, I will pass your complement to Dibby...sigh!!. What is is with you male dolls that you all of the sudden fall for dolls with overly filled bodies? surprise

Stellai

Ohh, and thanks for loving my new website. smiley Though I cannot help wondering what you actually did see of it if you even can't tell me and Dibby apart... indecision

smileyIt's great too have you back! 

Thank you, Deerman. 

I am really happy to know you have missed me. I also have missed writing for CD. But it really was impossible to combine and I also could not ask Dibby to take over. She is still learning how to type and how to use our laptop. And if she will develop a talent for writing,  that still remains to be seen.

Stellai