Dolly

Stellai’s blog June 2019: 

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Dolly

One of the benefits of promoting a book* is that you meet a lot of dolls. Friendly dolls, enthusiastic dolls, supporting dolls, let-me-give-you-some-good-advice dolls and of course a few prick and bitch dolls (book shop owning dolls usually). But also celebrity dolls suddenly notice you, which is quite handy when you are a star reporter looking for an interview. And so I found myself signing my own book* for the famous city singer Dolly Hardon, not to be mistaken by her look-a-like the country singer Dolly Parton. I admit that at first I was not sure which one of them was standing in front of the desk on which I was sitting behind my signing table, but the boobs gave it away. Hey, real silicone cannot be beaten by meaty substitute. This was the real Dolly Hardon bending over, showing me a silicone cleavage that could cover Canada.... twice!

*My book “Rosaleintje”. An absolute must have for everybody and the perfect give-away for everybody to everybody else!

Dolly Hardon.... The famous singing pole dancer... the busty bimbo that causes male dolls to put hefty hard-ons in their pants...This was the interview I was looking for. I have done dozens of interviews, with dozens of celebrities. I know how it works, but this was going to be different. I was not prepared. I had to improvise. Always risky when you are dealing with celebrities... My opening line could have been better...

• Hey hun, do you want my signature in my book, or on your boobs?

• Ohhhh sh****t, it ish really you!!! Shtellai dear, you can put your shignature anywhere you like on me. I am probably your biggesht buyer of your books. Did you know that I have bought another dozen of your booksh today? I think I have bought in total already a hundred of your booksh! But don’t you worry dear, you do not have to shign all of them. Jusht one will do. Hahaha. (smile-smile,wiggle-wiggle)

• Wow! Thank you so much! I honestly did not know that you, the famous city singer Dolly Hardon turns out to be a huge fan of me. Can’t tell you how much honoured I feel! Please tell me, Dolly, what do you think of my blogs in CoverDoll?

• CoverDoll?... Sorry dear, never heard of it. (shake, wiggle-wiggle, hair-flip) Shay, do they also write about shitty shingers? If sho then pleashe passh their addressh to my agent, will you. (fake-smile, blink-blink).

• Oh, eh... sure! No problemo. What did you say? You already have bought a hundred of my books? Then you must have bought a hundred copies of the same book,because I have made only one book so far. Ok, there are four different translations of it, but it still is just one book.

• Weooow!! You alsho have transhlated vershionsh of your book? (double spin, big smile) Where can I buy them? Do they have the shame pictures in it? And do you have a Shpanish version too?

• Well, as a matter of fact, I have a Spanish version and yes, it has the same pictures. What do you need all these books for? Do you run a bookstore next to your singing and performing work? Already for ages I am trying to get my book in a bookstore, but nowadays most bookstores are run by missionary, prudish female dolls with frustrations about other dolls boobs. Because of that my book is banned.

• Hahaha, me running a bookshtore? (head-in-neck-smile, boob-wiggle-wiggle) No honey, I am not really the bookshtore type. I do not read books. 

• But you have read mine, right? Though it seems to me a bit unlikely that you have read my book a hundred times. And even so, you still only need just one book for that. So, just curious... what do you need all my books for?

• Well, you might shay that I give them away to my audience during my show (huge fake smile, hair-flip-flap). They absholutely adore it. It is a huuuge shuccessh! (blink-blink, wiggle-wiggle, boobs push-up-up-up)

• You buy a hundred of MY books to give them away in YOUR show? I would not have guessed in a million years that your city singer audience would embrace my book.

• Oh, it ish not really the book they embrace, honey. It ish more like them collecting the pages that I throw at them after shoving them through my cleavage. (whispering) They use them to fill their pants to get a hard-on. As they cannot have my real ones, they have to settle for them little paper titties of yours and that little black haired cutie in your book (blink-blink, giggle-giggle).) Shay, how about putting that shignature of yoursh here on my pretty boob? (FLOP-sound of a MASSIVE giant size boob bumping on my desk)

Ok I admit, what happened next was not very professional of me. But hey, something snapped. I did not spend years in writing a book, making it excellent, unique and entertaining just to have it torn to pieces by some busty bimbo during some pole dance show with shitty singing. So I gave her my signature right where she wanted it and... well,... let me put it this way: It is now hanging on the wall next to my bed.

Stellai

As for anyone of you who did not get the chance to fill his underwear with pages of my book, here is the link to my website to buy your own copy: http://stellai-shop.com

And for your own well-being: better do not mention to me that you have torn my book to pieces and put it in your pants. Oh, and I recommend to read it before tearing it apart. It really is a good book, you know.

P.S. If you have missed my previous blog (April 2019), then just click the link below:

It is called “Diapers” (https://coverdoll.com/drupal/node/2846) 

P.P.S. The photo series was made in France during our holiday. As usual it is not related to my text in this blog. Yeah, I know, it is confusing. But try to think of it this way: I am giving you two stories for the price of one… for free !