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Welcome back readers! This month Amy has returned to her sporty spandex as recently she was asked to feature in a video shoot for Skepta the UK Grime pioneer. Being as we live round the corner from where he hails, Tottenham, North London, it was inevitable that Amy's new Adidas two piece spandex short set would catch the eye when out buying the daily groceries. Sure enough a roaming talent scout cornered Amy whilst taking a stroll down the canal but unfortunately she thought the hyper keen and super wired youth was out to steal her almond milk and vegetarian no chicken kievs. With a swift swan kick she drove her foot up into the poor boy's chin, the deadly uppercut with her toe sprung him from the path up and over into the potential sepsis inducing canal! She continued on satisfied the little scamp had what was coming to him as onlookers gawped in awe...
A few days later we get a call from Skepta's entourage who after fishing scout boy out of the murky water could only admire the tenacity and bravodo of Amy's quick decision to defend herself. Her words to explain the reasoning were only one statement "He was in my way!" Nevertheless Amy was invited down to Tottenham's industrial district to film a music video with some other locals where she jumped, twerked, and looked suitably moody for the camera. The two piece outfit is matched with a see through plastic mac for the eventual English rain which always threatens and some hi top Nike Air Force 1's in off white to complete the look. With her fighting skills, attitude and fondeness for tight fitting garments we might enquire about getting into NXT the UK's branch of WWE. Billed as the Amynator or Pale One and hailing from East London out of the suburbs of industrial Leyton. This would of course mean more shopping for spandex, I'm ok with that.
Remember canal walks are lovely but watch your back! Looking at Amy's innocent smile above as she holds her hand out inviting you to follow, do you trust her? Or is she just teasing you into a hand support for that incoming toe chin strike? Take the hand and find out, it's worth the risk!
