Natasha thought she would try her hand at a bit of Law this month. Well, as the following commentary shows, she cannot do much worse than some of the lawyers who practise. And with the distraction of her underwear maybe she has a good chance 
As cameras are not allowed in Courts (leastways not here anyway) a sketch artist is often used to depict the scene. So here is Tash on her first case.
Imagine being a Court Recorder trying to keep a straight face while typing these proceedings .........
Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
A: I went to Europe, Sir.
Q: And you took your new wife?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: This myasthenia gravis-does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
Q: How old is your son-the one living with you.
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.
Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and
blue lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
For a few more of these little gems you can view them at http://www.sjacob.org/home/humour/DisorderInTheCourt.html
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Comments
So true
Muzza, its all so true! The only redeeming qualities that laywers have is their general incompetence.
Why do they use laywers in lab experiments? Because there are some things rats won't do.
Mechwizard Consort to the Queen of Curves
Cool
Love it Muzza, and Natasha can be my lawyer :D The jury will be so fixated on her that they'll not notice anyone else }:) :)
Kharn
CoverDoll Publisher To err is human to forgive divine.
aren't lawyers supposed to
aren't lawyers supposed to wear a gown }:) ?
;)
Very cute photo story My
Very cute photo story ;) My lawyer told me, "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you." Not sure what he meant :(
I'm a real doll...and I know it!
Greta stuff muzza. I had
Greta stuff muzza.
I had the great misfortune to have to do jury service, I was surprised at how close, to the truth, your story is!
The sketch artist image is ace. Natasha could bias any jury, sway any judge.
Confession Time.
Thanks guys and dolls. We do have a confession to make though. Natasha's appearance in Court is thanks to the photoshop skills of 'son of muz' and not muzza. He did try but layers are a bit above his pay grade.
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