May and Porno's.

Dear Readers,

It's May, the merry month of May. Well usually, but we have been so flat out like a lizard drinking these past couple of weeks things have been very rushed. So forgive the quality and just feel the width.

Lubov makes her calendar girl debut. To be truthful she looks better naked (or all dressed up) but rules are rules as they say. And muz's hemming skills definitely need to be improved.

And no one mentioned Nony's green eyes last month. Perhaps it just wasn't worth mentioning.

Anyway, More things Porno movies teach us about sex.

If you come across a couple having sex, the boyfriend won't bash you up if you shove your dick in his girlfriend's mouth. All friends together and invite you to join in - We don't think so!

Men always pull out. Well actually so does muz sometimes, to make a cup of tea at half time. Fortunately we don't mind much.

If a woman is found masturbating, she won't stop or hide in embarrassment but insist that you join in and preferably invite a friend as well. Don't you wish.

Lubricants are unnecessary, even with lots of long bouts of multiple sex. So why is so much lubricant available in stores? You would think the companies making the stuff would go broke? Oh we forget, we dollies use heaps - that must keep them going.

Ejaculating over a woman's tummy or bum is a satisfying result for all parties concerned. Rather missing the point of the whole exercise but we guess it helps avoid consequences. Of course we don't have that problem - shame really, wonder what lots of baby dolly clones would look like? If like us then leave it in, if like muz then pull out for heavens sake.

Women seem to find it most enjoyable for a man to slap his semi erect penis repeatedly on her bum, tummy or face.  Curiouser and curiouser, as Alice said in Wonderland.

Thats it for the moment.

Have a Merry month of May.

Lubov