Old Biddies Organization

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A delegation from the Old Biddies Who Think They Know What's Best For Everyone Organization has come to visit. How exciting!

The delegation leader launches into a tirade and claims we're a stain on thier otherwise antiseptic and wholesome community. It is his opinion I would be better off spending my time helping old ladies cross the street and planting nice flowers on the front lawn rather than fooling around with a silicone sex doll and a pack of nasty old stuffed animals..

Pookie tells the delegation he read in the newspaper that the public official thier organization helped get elected was caught using tax dollars to finance a trip to Hawaii with three hookers. Doesn't it seem your time would be better spent promoting a candidate who is not a hypocritical blowhard rather than lecturing us with this family values crap?

The delegation leader tells Pookie he would do well to keep his opinions to himself. That public official was instrumental in giving the organization's members a huge tax cut so we could hoard even more money than before. It is good to have lots of money so we can tell others what to do.?

Pookie tells the delgation he knows they have money. He knows they have power. He knows they have the government wrapped around thier finger. But we have something too. We have something you don't have. Perplexed, the delegation leader asks, "What might that be?"