Happy New Year.

On Puritanism:   The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, might be having a good time.

On Masturbation:   Putting a positive spin on things - you are only two short of a threesome.

On Partners:   I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

Here's hoping 2016 will be good for you.  

dolltime

PS:

A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the business class section of a plane travelling from Perth to Sydney. Suddenly, the woman is beset by a massive sneeze, which makes her shudder all over. She promptly takes out a tissue, gently wipes her nose and then continues to shudder for another ten to fifteen seconds, moaning slightly.

The man goes back to his reading.

A few minutes later the woman sneezes once more, takes out a tissue, wipes her nose and continues to shudder violently for fifteen seconds, moaning a little more noisily this time.

Assuming that the woman must have a cold, the man is curious about all the shuddering and moaning, but continues on with his reading..

A short while passes, and then the woman sneezes yet again. As before, she takes a tissue and wipes her nose, her body shaking even more than the first two times.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turns to the woman and says " I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?"

"I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a very rare medical condition. Whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man, a bit embarrassed, is still curious.

"I've never heard of that condition before," he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"

The woman nods happily "Oh yes" she says. "Pepper."