It's all in the presentation

Now I haven't been paid a lot of attention lately and I wanted to know why.  It's like He thinks I'll break if He comes near me.  I mean we still spend a lot of time together, but its mostly just hanging around.  Nowadays I'm probably the most user friendly I've ever been, with replacement hips, a stronger spine (and an extra inch in height) and I don't tear or split (ouch) like I used to.  So what is it with the arm's length thing?  It turns out He's been tired, what with work, illness and a chaotic home life.  I'll wait upstairs for Him to come home.  I guess I'll have to get him interested with some time spent on makeup and a white lace ensemble, because when it comes down to it men are visual creatures and its all in the presentation.