July - and a few last Laughs.

Dear Readers,

This is the last time Lubov will be one of the Dolltime calendar girls. Sad, yes, but maybe happy too, and hopefully she will pop into CoverDoll from time to time to let us know how things are going. We like the 'light at the end of the tunnel' effect, deliberately made & achieved by waiting patiently for the sun to be in the right position.

So what to say on such an occasion? How about a few last Laughs of Russian Humour:

VODKA AND COKE.

A man comes to the shop:

- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola. 

Half an hour later he comes again:

- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola. 

An hour later he comes again:

- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of... of Sprite. It seems Coca-cola makes me sick!

THE MONEY WE OWE.

A Russian Jew and a Ukrainian Jew were going along a dark alley.

Suddenly robbers jump out of the corner and demand money.

Nowhere to go... the Jews take out their purses and then the Russian one says to the Ukrainian: 

"Moshe, do you remember that I owed you 200 dollars? So, I give them back to you before witnesses".

SEX AND PICTURES.

An Announcement appeared in an old Soviet Union village: "Lecture about love (with pictures)".

All the countrymen gathered in the village club.

Lecturer: Love can be between a man and a woman...

Countrymen: Pictures! Pictures!

Lecturer: Love can be between a man and a man...

Countrymen: Pictures! Pictures!

Lecturer: Also love can be between a woman and a woman...

Countrymen: Pictures! Pictures!

Lecturer: And finally there is love for our country, Soviet Union... And now the pictures!

SOVIET UNION IS WHERE I WANT TO LIVE.

A teacher in the old soviet Union was 'educating' some very young children:

Teacher: Where are the best toys?

Children: In the Soviet Union!

Teacher: And where are the tastiest candies? 

Children: In the Soviet Union!

Teacher: So where are the happiest children?

Children: In the Soviet Union!

Suddenly Vovochka started to cry bitterly.

Teacher: Vovochka, why are you crying?

Vovochka: (through tears) I want to live in the Soviet Union!

EVEN IN RUSSIA THE GFC HURTS.

One man says to another "I can not sleep well because of this global financial crisis"!

The other replies "Well, I sleep like a baby"!

"Really"? 

"Yes, I wake up each hour and cry"!

WOMEN DO ALL THE WORK CHORES IN RUSSIAN COUNTRYSIDE.

So when a new gadget entitled 'Woman Substitute' appeared in the shops.

A man bought one and took it home. There was a piece of rubber pipe sticking out of it.

He put his prick in this, pressed the button and the gadget began to work. It pulled him off for five minutes, ten, fifteen and still it had not stopped.

The man was exhausted. He had come twice, but he had no idea how to switch the gadget off.

Somehow he managed to reach his mobile and phone the shop and ask how to stop it.

Don't worry he was told.

It is an automatic milking machine for cows. As soon as the machine is full it will switch itself off.

Oouch  hugs and kisses

dolltime

PS: mid-month we will do a slideshow video of the girls together showing some of the times they have had.