Autumn Reeser

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I just discovered a hottie named Autumn Reeser. Maxim ranked Reeser as the 57th most beautiful woman in the world in 2006. She also appeared on the cover of the December 2006 issue of Stuff magazine (U.S. version).

She also was the star of a vampire movie called Lost Boys – The Tribe – she looked great in that movie as the female lead. She currently lives with hubby Jesse Warren, and their newest addition, Finn – their child.

I first laid eyes on her in a flick called “The Big Bang” In this cute little flick there is a hottie who pours coffee at a diner – (yep – our Autumn Reeser )she is so yummy in the movie.

While having hot sex reams of quantum theory get stuck in the mouths of our loquacious waitress and the greasy spoon she pours coffee in is called Planck’s Constant Café. I mean – is this cool in a strange way or what.

Summer is here – and it is time for lots of Blockbuster 3D movies. However, the best movie I saw this summer so far is “The Big Bang” rented from a Red Box machine.

The movie was 1 dollar to rent and it’s just great. Before watching this movie, I wondered what it could be about? With in the first few minutes a “crispy midget” makes it apparent that it was to be interesting and good. With a psychedelic view on life and all that the universe has to offer the movie stands out on it’s own.

The film is about a private detective (Antonio Banderas) who is hired to find a missing stripper but the job turns complicated when everyone he questions ends up dead. From the mean streets of Los Angeles to the desolate desert of New Mexico, Cruz must contend with a brutal Russian Boxer, three brash LAPD detectives, an aged billionaire looking for the Big Bang, and the billionaire’s stunningly gorgeous wife.

Erik Jendresen’s screenplay is so enraptured with its own in jokes about quantum physics that everything has to be announced. A great joke is the casting of Snoop Dogg as a pornographer named Puss.

With its red lighting and Hades-like smoke and fog, the lurid look of “The Big Bang”suggests a tacky disco inferno. I have a mental picture of the film’s creators, stoned out of their minds on who knows what, cackling crazily as they outline a movie that would have more appropriately been titled “The Big Goof.”

The solution to the mystery will cost ten lives, net $30 million and just might explain – well – everything.

Rated: R for nudity and lots of hot sex. You must see this hot and crazy flick with my new love Autumn Reeser in it. I will look for her other movies of course – but for now I just keep watching this one over and over.