APRIL Already - Doesn't time fly?

Hi Guys and Dolls,

Yeah, I know, but I had a really late night and too much vino night before the shoot. So sue me.

And you think I can get my arm round my back, bend my hip and turn out my groin? Only in my dreams.

Anyway, on my 'other' calendar (penthouse) each month there are little 'sex facts'. As I have to assign my monthly ramblings to some specific content or she don't submit, this month I 'clicked' social issues.

Well sex is a social issue isn't it?

Sex Fact 1. During female orgasm the body releases endorphins. These powerful natural painkillers mean that 'having a headache' is not a valid excuse. I never have a headache.

Sex Fact 2. There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse every day. OMG, all that ecstasy floating around every day - Yummy.

Sex Fact 3. The average amount of time a person spends kissing in a lifetime is 20,160 minutes. That's 14 days. Not enough guys and dolls, get to work.

Sex Fact 4. The foot and shoe are the most common sources of sexual fetishism in the western world. OK, So why is muz so focused on my firm flat tummy and nice round butt? Go down muz, - lower, no, much lower.

More next month. In the meantime have a great Easter break but don't eat too many chocolates. Have a bonk instead and increase the world's ecstasy level, not it's waistline.

hugs and kisses

Tash

PS: Might be some exciting news very soon - (what the fuck 'content' will that be I wonder?