Chance of a lifetime

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Chance of a lifetime

Really! I was about to tell you in this blog all about the smashing glamour photo series that we have made of Franjessica, but last weekend something has happened that is so incredibly unbelievable that I just need to get it off my chest. So you are going to get an amazing story together with an amazing photo series, being it that they are totally not related. But unless you are new, you know this has happened more than once in my blog already (sighh), so I think you will survive the shock. That is, most of you. For the ones that fear to get in shock.... Just poke out one of your eyeballs. Best is to remove the right one first, the left eyeball prefers to focus on images. At least, that is how it works with me.

So, what happened...

Usually it is me trying to move heaven and earth to get an interview with one of them overscheduled, overworked, but even more overpaid and usually self overrated, but structurally overvalued dolls. Not this time! Last weekend I received an urgent call and was requested to ‘have a friendly chat’ with the biggest of the biggest, the giant amongst giants, the supernova of business stars, the King Kong of e-cars, the currently most wealthy doll of the planet.....yes, I am talking about the founder and president of Tesla.... Mr. Elon Musk!

Needless to say, I was most eager to immediately comply with this request. And because ScoonimDolls are immune for Covid, it was not a problem at all to meet him. So it happened that I was picked up and escorted to a gigantic supersonic private airplane just to fly little me half way across the globe to meet this giant doll that is every star reporter’s dream.

Space X in Hawthorne... Ever been there? It’s HUGE beyond compare! The meeting would take place in the creative centre, which, however, was a little bit different from what I had imagined. This is because when I asked where to find Mr. Musk, I was pointed to a room that was just a slightly larger version of the smallest giant room in our own home. It is the room that the embee part of our family uses to dispose themselves of bodyweight. At home we call it the toilet, but it is said to have an exceptionally positive effect on creativity, as Koen claims that a lot of his better ideas have sprouted there.... I must add to this that many of these better ideas of his bear a striking resemblance to solutions to problems that I had to come up with, shortly prior to Koen’s sudden urge to lock himself in the toilet room…

Anyway, there I was, fully prepared, as the long travel had given me plenty of time to  make sure the interview was going to get me a Pulitzer. The door to the creative centre was designed with a considerable ground clearance. So I bowed my head and without opening the door I confidently stepped into the room, just to find right in from of me a rather surprised and slightly disturbed looking Mr. Elon Musk. I fear I should have knocked first, as I clearly seemed to have messed up the creative vibes coming from this giant doll sitting on a porcelain chair with his pants pulled down.

But then the disturb-pose on his face reposed into.... an almost euphoric one.

Mr. Musk, let me first please tell you what a great honWOW, amazing!. This must be that talking, walking, mini robotic doll I send for. You do respond to voice commands, right? … HELLO, JUMP, JUMP…. hmm, no response. Pity. Probably a glitch in its software. I wonder how long it can stay active on its power cell? Where did they put the processor chip in you? What is this…it is changing face expression? It can really do that? Gosh, you look so real. What is that…is that a little note book? You can write? Amazing!! Totally useless of course. Why make it write when it can store everything in its memory banks!

Ehh…Mr. Musk,  My name is Stellai and I was told to meet you here and I hate to break it to you, but I am not a robot. I am just a normal doll like everybody else,… like you! Ok, not completely like you. I am a ScoonimDoll and it seems you have me mistaken for someone, or more likely something else.

Oh, I am sorry. So your name is Stellai and you are NOT a robot. My mistake. I thought ScoonimDolls were robotic. But you are a doll, right? So how do you move? I am really interested in your technology, so please tell me!

Ehh…. How do I move? I have no idea, I just do. I think the same way you do. Just put your legs forward one at a time and then you move. Something like that. Never have given it any thought actually.

Oh, I thought you said you were a doll, but you are just an extremely tiny person that looks like a doll, is that it?

Well, first of all I am not tiny, you are just very big and secondly  I AM a doll, just like you. It is only the substance that we are made of which is different.

And you are made of…..?

Soft PU skin with metal skeleton , resin pelvis, chest and eyes, rubber teeth and viscose hair. Oh, and I am working on it to get posing clay in my breasts like Franjessica.

…….Is it really? No flesh and bones? No organs? Lungs?

Thank God, no!

But you must have a battery installed to power your movements, right. How long can you move on one cyclus?

Battery?? No I do not have a battery.

But then how are you powered?

How am I powered? I don’t know. How is the sun powered? I don’t know. Some things just are. You may try to talk to Koen to get the answer you are looking for. He has created me, so he should know, but I warn you, Koen is just an average embee. Nothing special. Not like you. The answer you are gonna get from him will not help you. His answers never do.

So, you were created, not born….

Born or created… It is pretty much the same, but I have not been pulled out of a womb like embee babies, if that is what you mean by born. I was de-casted from a mold in a vacuum chamber.

What you are telling me is most fascinating. Shall we have lunch? What do you like to eat?

Eat?? I do not eat. Eating food is an embee thing. But let’s have lunch. I always like to watch hamburger food Art and I can make ‘eat poses’  for pictures with it if you like.

So you do not eat…. Say, Koen, he is your owner, right? Do you think I can buy you from him?

What?!!! I am NOBODY’S property and I am most certainly NOT for sale, as counts for all ScoonimDolls. We make our ScoonimDolls on a commission base and we agree that they will initially live with their commissioners, but they are not their property. We are free to leave any time we please.

 Hmm….. Stellai, do you like stars?

Huh? I thought I was supposed to interview you, not the other way around. But yes, of course I like stars. It would not be good if I didn’t. I am CoverDoll’s star reporter. That is why I am here.

Oh, that is very good! Say, I think I am in urgent need of a star reporter myself . How do you like becoming my personal star reporter? Whatever you make now for payment, I will double it.. no, triple it!

???……Ehhhh, this is kinda unexpected…….

You will have your own office with excellent view!

??????………….Ehhhhhh……….. Does it have a real office chair, or do I need to bring my own stool?

You can bring your stool, but I will also personally see to it that my staff will make you a tailor made office chair completely to your specifications. And anything else you can think of for this office!

... But can I still make blogs for CoverDoll?

I am sure that can be arranged.

Then we have a deal!

That is great! Welcome on board. Now, let’s have lunch…… By the way, Stellai, what is an embee?

Really? Ok, here we go again. Embee comes from MB doll, which is short for Meat on Bones doll. You are one of them.

Oh, haha, yes, that makes sense.

Say Elon, have you read my book? It is called ‘Rosaleintje’. You really want to read it!

I will get myself a copy and I will read it tonight, promise!

To be continued….

Stellai

P.S.

If you also suddenly feel like getting a copy my book, then please visit my website:

www.Stellai-Shop.com

P.P.S.

I highly recommend getting the print version of my book. I also have a digital version of the book which is cheaper, but unless you have a genuine Kindle e-reader or a laptop (not a tablet!), I do not recommend this version when you are a giant size doll.

P.P.P.S.

When you want to read my amazing previous blog of December 2020 called:  “New Kid on the Block”,  then just click on the link.