Personal News

On Puritanism:   The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, might be having a good time.

On Masturbation:   Putting a positive spin on things - you are only two short of a threesome.

On Partners:   I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

Here's hoping 2016 will be good for you.  

So it's a new year with new possibilities. I have a good feeling about 2016. Maybe it's the idea of a clean start with a new year that makes it seem so fresh with opportunity, but I'm looking forward to it. So best wishes to all and I hope you all have the same feeling that I do for the future.

Cheers Darlings

Zara.

Also Muzza, if you haven't already, check you messages.

As we approach Christmas and the Festive season one may be forgiven for thinking it is a time for fun, indulgence and perhaps a bit of hanky - panky and playing around. The Medieval Church however saw things a bit differently. It was forbidden to have sex 40 days before Christmas, Easter, and Whitsun, On Holy and Saints days, on Wednesdays, Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays, during Menstruation, between conception and birth, after birth (33 days if a boy and 66 days if a girl), in daylight and when naked.

Yeah, I know - WTF. 

Fortunately these days we are more enlightened ......... or are we? ....

So another year passes and another Halloween. Keep it freaky darlings and remember if it goes bump in the night, then you probably meant to do it.